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I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

I Used To Be Stupid But I've Turned That Situation Around 360 Degrees.

Mockery Is An Important Social Tool For Squelching Stupidity. I’ve Never Seen Anyone Change His Mind Because Of The Power Of A Superior Argument Or The Acquisition Of New Facts. But I’ve Seen Plenty Of People Change Behavior To Avoid Being Mocked.

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