I'm Primarily Just An Investor.

Every Generation Of Humans Believed It Had All The Answers It Needed, Except For A Few Mysteries They Assumed Would Be Solved At Any Moment. And They All Believed Their Ancestors Were Simplistic And Deluded. What Are The Odds That You Are The First Generation Of Humans Who Will Understand Reality ?

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

You Might Think The Word "homemade" Is Just A Word We Use As A Marketing Ploy. But What You Don't Realize Is That The Staff Sleeps Here At Night. If Your Tablecloth Is Wrinkled, That's Why.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.