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I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

Dinosaur: I Plan To Use Punctuated Equilibrium To Turn This Zit Into A Third Eye. Catbert: That's Not A Natural Advantage. You'd Better Stay Away From The Fitter Dinosaurs.

Great Minds Don't Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions.