If You (the Press) Lie About Us,

I'd Definitely Like To See Less Twerking And More Power Chords.

You Want To Live The Dream? You Do What You Want On Your Terms.

No One's Coming In Seeing My Dogs, Daughter Or The Crack Of My Ass, Forget It.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

I Think Andy Kaufman Is To Comedy What The Velvet Underground Was To Music - It's Like, 80 Thousand Records Sold, But Everybody Who Bought One Started A Band.