If You Tell Kids They Can't Have

Don't Go Changing To Try And Please Me You Never Let Me Down Before Don't Imagine You're Too Familiar And I Don't See You Anymore I Would Not Leave You In Times Of Trouble We Never Could Have Come This Far I Took The Good Times, I'll Take The Bad Times I'll Take You Just The Way You Are Don't Go Trying Some New Fashion Don't Change The Color Of Your Hair. [...] I Could Not Love You Any Better I Love You Just The Way You Are.

You Get Paid Like A Really Good Call Girl. Walking Offstage Is Like The Walk Of Shame.

You Can’t Go The Distance With Too Much Resistance

I'm Not Sure About Life After This; God Knows I'm Not A Spiritual Man.

What If She Figures Out You're Not Very Smart?