You See People Who Get So Many

How Many Of You Have Had A Crush On A Teacher? I Mean, Remember That Physics Professor? Law One Is So Steamy, I'm Getting Worked Up Just Thinking About It: Every Object In A State Of Uniform Motion Tends To Remain In That State Of Motion Unless An External Force Is Applied To It. Mee-yow.

With The Story Of Your Life, You Dont Get To Write The Whole Book, Just Your Character.

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

I Just Broke Up With My Boyfriend, So I'm Officially Single. But One Thing I Find Unbelievably Annoying Is All These Guys In My Life Who Want To Save Me.

I Hate Running. I Know I'm Curvier - I Know I'm Small, But I'm Not Ripped. But I Make A Choice To Be That Way. I Realize My Arms Aren't As Toned As Halle Berry's But I Don't Want Them To Be.