If You Shake My Hand, Better Count

Playing Acoustic Guitar Is Like Having Sex With Your Clothes On. I Mean You Know How To Do It, But It’s More Difficult.

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

If I'm Gonna Commit Suicide, I'll Go Out Eatin' Pussy To Death.

Besides, The Bass Isn't A Difficult Instrument To Play. It's Like One Step Up From The Kazoo, Isn't It?

Mogami Cable Is Durable And Flexible Enough To Practically Build A Suspension Bridge With But I'll Settle For Using It For My Guitars And Amps!