Moving On, Is A Simple Thing, What

Let's Put It This Way: I Did Not Get In Trouble Every Time I Drank, But Every Time I Got In Trouble, I'd Been Drinking

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.

It's Not How Big Your Pencil Is; It's How You Write Your Name.

I Care More About What God Knows Than What Man Says.

I Collect Books And I Have Some Really, Really Old Schoolbooks, And God Is Mentioned On Every Single Page.