If You See Something, Say Something.

I Don't Really Have A Pattern Yet. I Don't Know If I'll Develop One. As Far As Comedic Integrity, I Don't Have Integrity In General, Comedic Or Otherwise.

I Think Those Neighborhood Signs That Say 'slow Children Playing' Are Mean.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

I Think Sadness And Anger Are Really Fertile Ground For Comedy. No One Is Really Interested In A Happy Person Doing Comedy.

Privacy Is Big For Me. To Do Interviews Even, I Have A Very Love/hate With It.