If You See Something, Say Something.

Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

I Know My Face Is Turning Red. I Don't Want You To Interpret It As Being Embarrassed. It's Rage. The Color Of My Face Is Rage.

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I Love Playing A Curmudgeon. I Just Love Playing A Sour Guy.

People Get Tv Deals By Doing Something In Their Grandmother's Basement. It Is Definitely The Wave. Everybody Is Trying To Do All That Stuff. I Mean, The Internet Is The Only Reason That I've Gotten Work Is Because I've Somehow Created A Line And People Have Seen It. And Then I've Been Asked To Auditions.