If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob

People Moan About Drugs Being Tested On Animals. I Sort Of Think It Depends Innit. If The Drug's Aspirin And The Monkey's Got A Headache, Is It Right?

Parrots Have Gone A Bit Quiet Since Pirates Have Gone.

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

I Never Buy A Piece Of Art. I Don't See The Point In Buying Something Because I Know My Eyes Will Get Bored Of It Eventually.

It's Interesting To See That People Had So Much Clutter Even Thousands Of Years Ago. The Only Way To Get Rid Of It All Was To Bury It, And Then Some Archaeologist Went And Dug It All Up.