If You’re A Part Of My Family,

Usually In A Battle Sequence When A Bomb Is Going Off, You Forget You're Acting.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

I Dare Anyone To Debate Me On Things.

A Lot Of People Will Say, "oh, I Got Into Acting Because I Wanted To Explore My Craft." They're A Bunch Of Liars, Unless They're Sean Penn, Deniro Or My Dad. For The Rest Of Us It Was All About Chicks And Money.

There Was This One Time In Vegas When I Took Four Victoria's Secret Models And Did One Gram Off Each Of Their Bodies Within, Like, 45 Minutes. I Declared Myself King Of Vegas And Decided To Remodel My Hotel Room With My Bare Hands To Resemble King Louis Xiv's Bedroom At Versailles. Knocked Down Two Entire Walls, And Later Had Four Knuckle Surgeries. Still Wasn't As High As Rob Ford.