I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A

I Refuse To Grow Up. I Won't Become The Adult Guy.

I Never Insert Myself Into Situations Where I Am Completely Blind Or Don't Have A Single Clue About What's Being Discussed. I Don't To Be An Impostor And Just Helping For The Sake Of Helping. If I Am Going To Help Somebody, I Want It To Be Valuable. And If They Don't Follow My Advice, Then They Are A Frigging Idiot. I'm Joking.

Sure, I Did A Lot Of Things In Excess. But If You Look At The Core, The Foundation Of What I Pursued, What Red-blooded Young American Male In My Position Wouldn't?

There's A Lot Of Stuff I Want To Do, Just Things That I Want To Explore That Don't Involve Show Business. I'm Going To Become A Television Critic. Can You Imagine? But I Would Even Consider Becoming A Baseball Scout. Traveling Around The Heartland Looking For The Next World-beating Phenom.

I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.