I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A

I’m Not 'aw Shucks'. Because I'm Gnarly.

Shut Your Evil Mucus-hole You Truth Terrorist. You Lose Every Time A Mirror Implodes From Your Barbed And Gristle Image.

Touch My Children And I Will Eat Your Hands Off Your Freakin Arms.

I Have Defeated This Earthworm With My Words. Imagine What I Would Have Done With My Fire Breathing Fists.

I Still Don't Have All The Answers. I'm More Interested In What I Can Do Next Than What I Did Last.