I Dare Anyone To Debate Me On

I'm Different. I Have A Different Constitution, I Have A Different Brain, I Have A Different Heart. I Got Tiger Blood, Man. Dying's For Fools, Dying's For Amateurs.

You Can't Criticize Bob Dylan's Singing. You Have To Respect Billy Joel As A Brilliant Poet. You Can't Tell Me There's A Better Rock Band Ever Than Led Zeppelin. And If You Speak During The Eagles' "last Resort," We're Done. I'm Just Asking For Seven Minutes. This Stuff Really Matters, You Know.

I Kind Of Like That Romantic Image Of Being In A Rocker With My Family Gathered Around, All These Generations In One Room, Listening Intently To My Stories.

The Best Way To Not Get Your Heart Broken, Is Pretending You Don't Have One.

I've Always Been A Little Skittish About Death. On Certain Days I'm Okay With It. On Other Days It's Like, "really? I Have To? No, Man, Not Me."