If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys.

If You See A Bandwagon, It's Too Late.

The Bigger The Headquarters The More Decadent The Company.

When A Man Marries His Mistress It Creates A Job Opportunity.

Praise In The Beginning Is Agreeable Enough; And We Receive It As A Favor; But When It Comes In Great Quantities, We Regard It Only As A Debt, Which Nothing But Our Merit Could Extort.

When You Marry Your Mistress, You Create A Job Vacancy.