Beauty Is A Social Necessity.

We (british) Have Reached The State Where The Private Sector Is That Part Of The Economy The Government Controls And The Public Sector Is That Part That Nobody Controls.

When A Man Marries His Mistress It Creates A Job Opportunity.

If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys.

Gossip Columnists Are Diseases, Like 'flu. Everyone Is Subject To Them.

The Bigger The Headquarters The More Decadent The Company.