If You Love Someone Set Them Free.

As You Swim The River Of Live, Do The Breast Stroke. It Helps To Clear The Turds From Your Path.

If You're Reading It In A Book, Folks, It Ain't Self-help. It's Help.

I've Never Been Quarantined. But The More I Look Around The More I Think It Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

I'm Not A Person Who Thinks They Can Have It All, But I Certainly Feel That With A Bit Of Effort And Guile I Should Be Able To Have More Than My Fair Share.

If A Lobster Didn't Look Like A Sci-fi Monster, People Would Be Less Able To Drop Him Alive Into Boiling Water.