If You Love Someone Set Them Free.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

We Use Up Words Like 'spiritual' So Fast In This Culture. Twenty Years Ago Spiritual Had A Distinct Meaning. But Now There's A Lot Of Jack-off Thinkers Who Just Love To Talk About The Spiritual. And There Is A Lot Of Bogus - Is Bogosity A Word? It Should Be - A Lot Of Bogosity In These Spiritual Seekers. So You Have To Find Another Way To Express It. I Just Call It 'how I Fit'.

I Have Lots Of Ideas. Trouble Is, Most Of Them Suck.

Scientists Announced Today That They Have Discovered A Cure For Apathy. However, They Claim No One Has Shown The Slightest Interest In It.

Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?