I Saw A Bee Have A Heart

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

The Poorer People And Criminals Of Mexico Who Are Not Very Religious But Not Quite Atheists, Either, Worship Saint Death.

By 78 You've Done Everything You're Going To Do. If You Haven't Bungee-jumped By The Time You're 78 You're Not Going To Do It.