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If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.
-Dane Cook
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If You Live Far Away From A
Dane Cook
If You Live Far Away From A Person You No Longer Want To Date Just Let Them Know That They Are Geographically Undesirable.
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