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My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

I Can Do More Than Just Stand-up Comedy, And The Only Way I'll Be Able To Show That Is If I Do It Myself. Because Nobody Trusts That I Can Do It.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

Because Of What I Experienced When I Was A Kid, I Want Kids To Have That Kind Of An Epiphany Moment, That Little Jolt, That Little Spark That They See When Dusty ['planes'] Flies Higher Than He Has Before. That Scene Where He Flies Straight Up, And He's Starting To Get Dizzy, And Then Finally It Comes Together. We Forget As Adults. We Get Jaded And We Think That's Kids' Stuff, But For A Kid Who Doesn't Know About Anything Technical Or How A Movie Is Made, They're Just Going To See This And Hear This Beautiful Score And See This Dynamic, Fantastical Thing Happening In Front Of Them.

Valentine's Day Is A Time To Celebrate The Joy Of Being In Love. Unless You're Single & Lonely Then It's Called Laundry Day.