If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

I Love To Shop After A Bad Relationship. I Don't Know. I Buy A New Outfit And It Makes Me Feel Better. It Just Does. Sometimes I See A Really Great Outfit, I'll Break Up With Someone On Purpose.

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.