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Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or Wax Your Car With It!

You Know Something? I'm Decent! There Isn't A Great Deal Of Decency In The World, Especially In Our Business, And I'm One Of The Few Really Decent Ladies Around.

If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Am I So Lonely? If I'm Such A Legend, Then Why Do I Sit At Home For Hours Staring At The Damned Telephone, Hoping It's Out Of Order, Even Calling The Operator Asking Her If She's Sure It's Not Out Of Order?

As For My Feelings Toward "over The Rainbow", It's Become Part Of My Life. It Is So Symbolic Of All Dreams And Wishes That I'm Sure That's Why People Sometimes Get Tears In Their Eyes When They Hear It.

Soon The Sun Beams Will Smile Through. Before You Jump Out Of That Bed, Just Know, The Thought Of You Was The First Thing That Hit My Head. Good Morning My Darling.