Velveeta: You Can Eat It - Or

I Try To Bring The Audience's Own Drama - Tears And Laughter They Know About - To Them.

You Are Never So Alone As When You Are Ill On Stage. The Most Nightmarish Feeling In The World Is Suddenly To Feel Like Throwing Up In Front Of Four Thousand People.

People En Masse Have Always Been Wonderful To Me. I Truly Have A Great Love For An Audience...i Want To Give Them Two Hours Of Just Pow.

I've Been In Love With Audiences All My Life, And I've Tried To Please. I Hope I Did.

I Was Born In A Lovely White House With A Garden.