I'm Just An Irish Biddy.

You Shouldn't Be Told You're Completely Irresponsible And Be Left Alone With Too Much Medication. It's Too Easy To Forget. You Take A Couple Of Sleeping Pills And You Wake Up In Twenty Minutes And Forget You've Taken Them. So You Take A Couple More, And The Next Thing You Know You've Taken Too Many.

My Life, My Career Has Been Like A Roller Coaster. I've Either Been An Enormous Success Or Just A Down-and-out Failure.

Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Skies Are Blue, And The Dreams That You Dare To Dream Really Do Come True.

I've Been In Love With Audiences All My Life, And I've Tried To Please. I Hope I Did.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.