Work Is Like The Rest Of Life.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

The First Time You See Something That You Have Never Seen Before, You Almost Always Know Right Away If You Should Eat It Or Run Away From It.

One Way To Compensate For A Tiny Brain Is To Pretend To Be Dead.

We Know The Goats Are Imported Because They Don't Speak English.

Frankly, I’m Suspicious Of Anyone Who Has A Strong Opinion On A Complicated Issue.