If You Have A Dream, Follow It.

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.

Southerners Have Never Been Afraid Of Seasoning. It's Kind Of The Other Way Around; Our Seasoning Is Afraid Of Us.

On My Show I Share All These Yummy, Fattening Recipes, But I Tell People, In Moderation, In Moderation. You Can Have That Little Piece Of Pie.

I Know I Can Cook, But The Place Where I Cook... It's A Mess! I'm Very Disorganized.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.