I Is What I Is, And I'm

Chicken Breast Is The Driest, [most] Tasteless Part Of The Chicken As Far As I'm Concerned.

You Can Have Diabetes And Have A Piece Of Cake. You Cannot Have Diabetes And Eat A Whole Cake.

I've Got Two Vices: Cigarettes And Taters.

Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes Your Kitchen Smell So Good. In Fact, One Day I'm Going To Come Up With A Room Deodorizer That Smells Like Bacon And Onions. It's A Fabulous Smell.

I Don't Care What The Haters And Naysayers Say. If They Make Jokes About Me, I'll Laugh Because They'll Probably Be Funny.