I Don't Want To Spend My Life

I Pay People Very, Very Well - Probably More Than I Have To. But That Costs Me Less Money In The Long Run Because I'm Not Having To Constantly Train Somebody. I Pay Them Enough That They Don't Go Seeking A Higher Scale At The Next Restaurant.

I Am Guilty Of Buying Way Too Many Gadgets - Way Too Many! And Though I Try To Keep Things Nice And Orderly, Sometimes I Get Distracted And Stick Saucepans Where The Stockpots Should Go.

Onions And Bacon Cooking Up Just Makes Your Kitchen Smell So Good. In Fact, One Day I'm Going To Come Up With A Room Deodorizer That Smells Like Bacon And Onions. It's A Fabulous Smell.

Bein' Rich Is Having Leftovers. Good Leftovers Make Yo' Tongue Fly Outta Yo' Mouth And Smack Yo' Brains Out.

Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.