My Job Is To Say, 'this Is

Is Man, Indeed, A Walrus At Heart?

When Are You People Going To Learn? It's Not About Who's Right Or Wrong. No Denomination's Nailed It Yet, Because They're All Too Self-righteous To Realize That It Doesn't Matter What You Have Faith In, Just That You Have Faith. Your Hearts Are In The Right Place, But Your Brains Need To Wake Up. I Have Issues With Anyone Who Treats Faith As A Burden Instead Of A Blessing. You People Don't Celebrate Your Faith; You Mourn It.

This Is Not An Industry In Which You Curl Up In A Ball And Shy Away From The Realities. It's A Time To Scream To The Clouds That We're Here And We've Got Great Values And Great Prices. What Better Time To Do That Than The Super Bowl?

I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment. In Fact, Maybe That's Really It. In Anything I've Ever Written, All The Characters Sound Like Me, Which I Don't Think Is A Bad Thing.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.