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If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.
-Jerry Seinfeld
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If You Go To A Bad Movie,
Jerry Seinfeld
If You Go To A Bad Movie, It's Two Hours. If You're In A Bad Movie, It's Two Years.
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