If You Go To A Bad Movie,

You'll Fold Faster Than Superman On Laundry Day

Boy, I Miss The Days They Made Toys That Could Kill A Kid.

Men, As An Organization, Are Getting More Women Than Any Other Group Working Anywhere In The World. Wherever Women Are, We Have Men Looking Into It.

A Two-year-old Is Kind Of Like Having A Blender, But You Don't Have A Top For It.

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.