Boy, I Miss The Days They Made

I'm In The Unfortunate Position Of Having To Consider Other People's Feelings

If You've Got A Bloodstain On Your T-shirt, Maybe Dirty Laundry Isn't Your Biggest Problem.

Everybody Lies About Sex. People Lie During Sex. If It Weren't For Lies, There'd Be No Sex.

I Prefer The Old Theaters Because The Audience Is... Trapped.

What Is This Obsession People Have With Books? They Put Them In Their Houses Like They're Trophies. What Do You Need It For After You Read It?