If You Go Out With A Girl

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.

I'm Not Paid To Be A Role Model, Parents Should Be Role Models.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

Poor People Cannot Rely On The Government To Come To Help You In Times Of Need. You Have To Get Your Education. Then Nobody Can Control Your Destiny.