If You Ever Want To See Heaven,

During An Interview With Katie Couric Tuesday, Sarah Palin Says She Is Not Opposed To Gay People, Adding 'one Of My Absolute Best Friends For The Last 30 Years Happens To Be Gay And I Love Her Dearly And She Doesn't Exist.'

When In Doubt, Make Funny Faces.

Try Putting Your Iphones Down Every Once In A While And Look At People's Faces.

Decide What Your Currency Is Early. Let Go Of What You Will Never Have. People Who Do This Are Happier And Sexier.

Make No A Complete Sentence.