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The Libertarians, Of Whom I'm Rather Fond, Are Running Harry Browne. Libertarians Are, Just As They Claim, Principled And Consistent - They Believe In Individual Liberty. Commendable As They Are, And Despite Their Reliability As Allies In Civil Liberties Struggles, You May Notice That Libertarians Sometimes Prove That A Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Little Minds, And That There Is A Difference Between Logic And Wisdom.

I Am Not Anti-gun. I'm Pro-knife. Consider The Merits Of The Knife. In The First Place, You Have To Catch Up With Someone In Order To Stab Him. A General Substitution Of Knives For Guns Would Promote Physical Fitness. We'd Turn Into A Whole Nation Of Great Runners. Plus, Knives Don't Ricochet. And People Are Seldom Killed While Cleaning Their Knives.

With Politicians, Artful Evasion Is Always Preferable To The Outright Lie.

Next Time I Tell You Someone From Texas Should Not Be President Of The United States, Please Pay Attention.

I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas Politics.