If You Don't Like My Book, Write

Book Tours Are Like Boot Camp But With Little Sleep And Less Food.

Leroy Bet Me I Couldn't Find A Pot Of Gold At The End, And I Told Him That Was A Stupid Bet Because The Rainbow Was Enough.

Gambling Operates Under The Premise That Greed Can Be Satisfied By Luck.

Dad Could Charm A Dog Off A Meat Wagon.

Morals Are Private. Decency Is Public.