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The Only Merciful Thing About Drug Abuse Is The Speed With Which It Devastates You. Alcoholics Can Take Decades To Destroy Themselves And Everyone They Touch. The Drug Addict Can Accomplish This In A Year Or Two. Of Course, Suicide Is Even More Efficient.

I Think Of Birth As The Search For A Larger Apartment.

He Tried To Drown His Troubles But They Knew How To Swim.

You Can Love More Than One Person At A Time, And I Don't Give A Damn What The Self-help Books Say.

Sex Is A Pleasurable Exercise In Plumbing, But Be Careful Or You'll Get Yeast In Your Drain Tap.