Hypocrisy Is The Outward Acknowledgment Of Inward

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

I Love Writing - It's The Best. But I Really Hate Collaboration.

If You're Watching A Comedian On Television And He's Making A Political Point, I Would Say He's Gotten Too Serious.

Ignorance Is Better Than Knowledge Misapplied.