If You Choose To Become A Smoker,

I Don't Wanna Go On Vacation. There's Nothing About It That Appeals To Me. People Look Forward To Doing That; I Look Forward To Getting Up Every Day And Doing Something.

Life Is Too Short To Have Anything But Delusional Notions About Yourself.

The Only Thing Wrong With Marriage Is That One Of The Persons Involved Is A Man.

I Know That You Like To See A Man In The Kitchen, But I'm Skeptical Of Men Who Cook. A Man Should Be Focusing His Attention On The Woman, And Not What's On The Stove.

When You Are A Rock Star In Front Of 20,000 People, You Receive Instant Gratification. A Rock Star On Tour Is A King In His Domain.