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Never Underestimate The Power Of Being Popular In Pop Culture. You Have To Be Able To Do Something. You Can Have A Good Seat At The Restaurant, But You Still Have To Pay For The Meal. Fame Is Important, But To Be Rich Is More Important.

I'm Pissed At A Nickel Because It Isn't A Dime.

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

By And Large, Americans Close Their Ears To Anything Not In English. That's Stupid Because There's Some Great Music Around The World That We Should Be Listening To.

The Biggest Financial Pitfall In Life Is Divorce. And The Biggest Reason For Divorce Is Marriage.