If You Can't Imitate Him, Don't Copy

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.

You Can't Think And Hit The Ball At The Same Time.

You Can See A Lot Just By Observing.

I Can't Concentrate When I'm Thinking.