Nobody Comes Here Anymore, Its Too Crowded

You Better Cut The Pizza In Four Pieces Because I'm Not Hungry Enough To Eat Six.

What The Hell Is Wrong With Him Now?

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?

On Being The Guest Of Honor At An Awards Banquet: "thank You For Making This Day Necessary."

The Game Is Supposed To Be Fun. If You Had A Bad Day, Don't Worry. You Can't Expect To Get A Hit Every Game.