I Just Like Doing Standup, That's All

I Generally Have A Real Strong Idea Or A Strong Punchline, And I Just Try To Get To It By Rambling Around, As I Don't Like To Memorize Words.

Note To Self... Sex With Blow-up Doll Is Not As Good As Advertised.

It Is Often Better To Be Restricted To Necessity Than Unconfined In The Measure Of Our Desires: Prosperity Destroys More Individuals Than Adversity Ruins.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies, Have No Enemies To Love.

This Would Have Been A Great Game To Watch If We Didn't Have Any Money On It.