If You Can Survive Disappointment, Nothing Can

If I Owned A Network, I Would Never Let A Guy Just Put People On Without Telling Me Who They Are.

I Just Love Learning. I Think Learning Is How You Live. The Verb Of My Life Is Learning.

My Kids And I Figured Out That There’s A Third Kind Of Person, And I Don’t Know What You Call Them, But It’s Somebody Who Sees That The Glass Is Always Full Because It’s Half Full With Water And Half Full With Nothing, So That’s The Third Kind Of Person. I Don’t Know What It Is.

Either I'll Never Get Rich From The Show But Remain Intensely Proud Of The Work And Stand Behind Every Second Of It, Or It Catches On And I'll Make My Money Down The Road.

I Could Never Sit Down And Write Jokes.