Once You've Heard The Joke, It's Not

On My Income Tax 1040 It Says 'check This Box If You Are Blind.' I Wanted To Put A Check Mark About Three Inches Away.

Bad Weather Always Looks Worse Through A Window.

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

But In The New (math) Approach, The Important Thing Is To Understand What You're Doing, Rather Than To Get The Right Answer.

I Always Like To Make Explicit The Fact That Before I Went Off Not Too Long Ago To Fight In The Trenches, I Was A Mathematician By Profession. I Don't Like People To Get The Idea That I Have To Do This For A Living. I Mean, It Isn't As Though I Had To Do This, You Know, I Could Be Making, Oh, Three Thousand Dollars A Year Just Teaching.