If You Ask Most High Schoolers Who

To Me, Always Just - That Scene Is, Like, So Convenient. They Never Run Out Of Bullets In Action Movies, Unless It's At The Most Dramatic Time Possible.

I Don't Weigh Myself.

I Think That, Honestly, People's Censorship Issues Are Personal But I Disagree With Most Of Those Personal Choices That I See Others Make. You Know, I Watch Television And There's A Grotesque Amount Of Violence On Almost Every Show That You Would Watch That Comes On Past 8:00 Pm. And I Think My Dirty Brand Of Humor Is Far Less Destructive To A Child's Mentality.

I've Never Had Something - Like, You Know, Drunk People Have Tried To Do That To Me, And I Instantly Shut It Off. I Say, Don't To This, Dude; You'll Feel Terrible About This Later. It'll Be - I'll Bring It Up All The Time; I'll Make Fun Of You. Just Save Yourself The Embarrassment And Don't Do It.

It's Definitely Not True What They Say About Women Wanting A Guy With A Sense Of Humour. What Women Mean Is That They Want A Guy With A Sense Of Humour Who Is Really Handsome. If A Girl Had A Choice Between Brad Pitt Or Me, She'd Pick Brad Pitt. And I'm A Lot Funnier Than He Is.