I Don't Weigh Myself.

Vegans Are Murderers, Just Like Everyone Else.

I Go To The Theater, All The Time. I'm Not One Of These Secret Movie, Watch A 35mm Print In My Living The Weekend It Comes Out Guys. I'm Not Jon Bon Jovi. I Go To The Arclight, Like A Regular Asshole.

I Would Only Date A 15 Year Old High School Girl.

Good Comedy Doesn't Have To Be A Comedy Idea.

They [seth Rogen And Evan Goldberg] Thought Of This Brilliant Pot, Or Whatever, Movie [pineapple Express], An Action Movie And I Guess They Figured In A Small Role For A Blonde. And They Say That I Did My Part Well. I Added Tears To The Movie.