If We Could Sell 100,000 Units Every

I Don't See Many People With Longevity Anymore. Everything Was Harder When I Started, And You Had To Take Acting Lessons, Do Theater Parts, Work On Connections And Then Get Lucky. The Technology Is Good, But It's Also A Hindrance For Longevity.

Stand-up In General Is The Most Raw Form Of Entertainment. There Is No Pyrotechnics Or Back-up Dancers, It's Just Live And Die By Your Jokes, That's It.

I've Been In This Business So Long, It Just Doesn't Faze Me. I Know What's Going To Happen Before It Happens.

I Don't Think You Can Ever Make Enough To Be Set For Life. Well, I Guess There Are Limits. In The Billions, I Guess.

There Probably Is A Lot Of Music That No One's Ever Gonna Hear. For Anyone Doing Music, Just Do Exactly What It Is That Makes You Want To Do It. If You Like Listening To Odd, Strange, Bizarre Noise And That Makes You Want To Create It, Do It. Even If Everyone Around You Tells You It's Crap Or Thinks It Won't Work, Someone Out There Is Going To Appreciate It.