I Really Pay Attention To The Bass

I Don't See Many People With Longevity Anymore. Everything Was Harder When I Started, And You Had To Take Acting Lessons, Do Theater Parts, Work On Connections And Then Get Lucky. The Technology Is Good, But It's Also A Hindrance For Longevity.

I Don't Know Who's Worse With Little Boys, Mario Or Michael Jackson.

I Don't Really Go Back Over My Old Shows, But I'll See Them Occasionally, Mostly I Want To Go Back And Change Things About The Character As I Look At Them.

Stand-up In General Is The Most Raw Form Of Entertainment. There Is No Pyrotechnics Or Back-up Dancers, It's Just Live And Die By Your Jokes, That's It.

I'm The Guy Who Will Eat Something That Looks Nice When I'm Out, But When I Take It Home In A Doggie Bag, It'll Sit In The Back Of My Refrigerator Until It Starts To Move.