I'm Left Handed, But My Dad Taught

There Are A Lot Of Girls That Will Try To Hook Up With You, Then Try To Have Your Kid Because They Figure They're Going To Get All This Money From You

I Don't Know Who's Worse With Little Boys, Mario Or Michael Jackson.

I'm The Guy Who Will Eat Something That Looks Nice When I'm Out, But When I Take It Home In A Doggie Bag, It'll Sit In The Back Of My Refrigerator Until It Starts To Move.

All These Child Stars Grow Up And They're Knockin' Over Banks And Getting Prostitutes. I'm, Like, One Of The Only People I Know That Has Managed To Dodge All Of That Negative Crap.

If I Ever Went, I'd Want To Go Peacefully In My Sleep. I Wouldn't Want To Plan My Own Death.