If This Depression Stays With Us, The

I Have Indian Blood In Me. I Have Just Enough White Blood For You To Question My Honesty!

Take The Diplomacy Out Of War And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

Nobody Wants His Cause Near As Bad As He Wants To Talk About His Cause.

And, When The Votes Are Counted, Let Everybody, Including The Candidates, Get Into A Good Humor As Quick As They Got Into A Bad One.

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!