If They Asked Me, I Did Two

We Met In An Airport In Las Vegas, Harrison Ford And I, And He Said, "i Just Finished A Movie Called 42. I Play Branch Rickey. There's This Kid In It Playing Jackie Robinson. I Think It's A Pretty Good Movie."

If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.

I've Made A Lot Of Mistakes. I've Bonded With Some People Who Use You, And Some People That Take Advantage Of You.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.