If They Asked Me, I Did Two

The Secret Of Success Is An Absolute Ungovernable Curiosity.

I Like To Put A Stake In People, Because I Know People Helped Me.

If They Asked Me, I Did Two Shifts. I Did Sports, I Did News, Because I Loved It.

When I Was 5 Years Old I Would Lie In Bed, Look At The Radio, And I Wanted To Be On The Radio. I Don't Know Why.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.