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There Is An Incredible Film, 42. It's The Incredible Story Of Jackie Robinson. I Have Extolled The Virtues Of This Movie To Everyone I Meet. I've Given Quotes To Everyone I Talk To.

I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck With In A Traffic Jam.

I Have Never Understood The Iowa Caucus.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want To Be A Broadcaster. They'd Say, What, Are You Crazy? What, You're Going To Be Arthur Godfrey?