If There's Anything Worse Than Being 16,

When I'm Called Unkind... That Really Cuts To The Quick. You Can Say Anything Else That You Like About Me.

If You Tell The Truth You Get Into Trouble, And That's Why Politicians Are Extremely Dull.

The Reason We All Need A Mutton Alert, Which Needs Constant Testing, Like Smoke Alarms, Is Because There Is Really No Such Thing As Age-appropriate Dressing Any Longer, As I Know Because My Wardrobe Is Interchangeable With My Daughter's.

English People Are Famous For Never Speaking Out But Only Saying What They Really Feel About You Behind Your Back. Americans Believe The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is A Straight Line. I Like Exploring Those, Er, Differences In National Snippiness.

The Lady' Is A Piddling Little Magazine That No One Cares About Or Buys.